Have our cake and eat it

The first item in this post is actually a second copy of the document. I'm keeping the first copy, and throwing out the second copy - .... wonder would that be a kind of a cheat..... Incidentally the image was created by scanner this time, which accounts for the not quite accurate placing of the items.

REVIEW
This review is from an online magazine called LE COOL. I was amazed to be interviewed during the NCAD Degree Show, and even more delighted at what he wrote afterwards.
PACKET
Lemsip again - not sure what date, but probably this year. Not only does Lemsip ease a sore throat, but also promotes a good night's sleep - maybe I get the sore throat from stressing myself!
LABELS
Actually these FRAGILE labels aren't labels at all. I printed them in error on paper instead of on labels.
SERVIETTE
This serviet is from one of the snacks we had during the Willie Clancy Week when I danced three times a day for ten days and in the end my head was so addled from all the swinging and twirling that there was no room left for stress, only for total relaxation.